@CatherineLMK: I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.
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@crushingbort: Ben Carson's book includes a story about single-handedly halting a bear attack during a school camping trip
@ericsshadow: STOP CALLING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY.
@envydatropic: Stuck between "that was awesome" and "OMG do you need medical attention" wherever I walk off the dance floor