@CatherineLMK: I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.
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@ShoutingGoddess: One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones.
@omerwahaj: I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies.
@donsengstack: Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs
@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.