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@yonewt: If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons
@nayele18: Can't afford those fancy water parks, so I just throw cups of water in my kids faces when they least expect it.
@QwertyJones3: So what do you do for a living? "I'm in the Secret Service" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you