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@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.
@wesleybordelon: Me: Can I have a quickie?
Waitress: Sir, it's pronounced "quiche".
@benicus_rex: actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me
@GrantTanaka: having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler
@Amburglar_: I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants.