@ItsDumbTweets: I'm dying right now 😂
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@PaulFrei: How many rum & cokes are too many after a couple Vicodin? Asking for this EMT. He seems pretty interested.
@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.
@Reverend_Scott: Police: We'd like u to come with us to answer some questions about ur husband's disappearance. Mrs. Potato Head eating french fries: why?