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@My_Ego_Altered: I'm eating a bottle of glitter so when I get drunk and throw up tonight people will think I'm a unicorn in human form.

I’m eating a bottle of glitter so when I get drunk and throw up tonight people will think I’m a unicorn in human form.

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