@KateWhineHall: I'm eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it's six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I'm still better than you.
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@xLiserx: Me:*Chewing* These pot brownies are disgusting. Him: That's a dish sponge. Me: Oh no! That means - *Sees all the tea cups eating my Doritos*
@BakwasRadio: Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him.
@burgerdrome: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss. You've trained your whole life for this. Take the shot. Kill the moon.