@that1bish27: I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea.
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@UncleDuke1969: The worst part about "Friends" being canceled is that I've now been stuck with Rachel's last haircut since 2004.
@KalvinMacleod: How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War
@SkinnieTalls: To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: 4: *hops in my lap* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it 4: See green M: Yep 4: And blue M: Mmhm 4: And red M: *flushes toilet* ok, hop up.