@that1bish27: I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea.
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@Deirdreocx: [Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?
@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot