@just1fool: I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled.
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@marknorm: You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
@BromanConsul: What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?
@jonnysun: DOG: [looking out the window] wat a beautiful mornimg! the sky is grey, the grass is grey, the birds are grey and readey to eat,
@BookishBunny: At this point most of the hugs I'm involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin.