@just1fool: I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled.
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@QwertyJones3: But my sandwich is so dry! "Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."
@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things.
@stockejock: Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.