@shelldash: I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back.
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@ohpegah: *thinks every animal is a type of dog* *sees a cat* scratch dog *sees a parrot* talk dog *sees a worm* spaghetti dog
@sploosk: my landlord is angry because I put an entire suit of armor down the laundry chute again
@carlyken: Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?