@_keels_: I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
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@KizerBillhelm: I just got a Facebook invite to my brother's non-alcoholic Mormon wedding. I dunno which part of that sentence makes me want to cry more.
@iGreenMonk: No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee.
@Reverend_Scott: RANGER: watch out for wolves ME: oh ya? RANGER: so relentless- [wolf runs up w/ bible] HAVE U HEARD ABOUT OUR LORD & SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST