@_keels_: I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
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@blade_funner: Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison.
@stevefrigley: Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone.
@TitansHomer: Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think.