@RidiculousSheri: I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat.
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@OohSnapItsChris: Girls love a mysterious man, shiny things and a good chase. Supposedly that doesn't mean put on a mask & run after her with a knife.