@Jandalize: I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back.
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@daveexplosm: If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4
@Birdhumms: Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 25 yrs since my last confession, I sure hope you're seated comfortably.