@introvertedwife: I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
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@michaelianblack: "The ankle so important to a basketball player." Something the announcer just said.
@Mr_Kapowski: *sees Deer Crossing sign* *further down the road sees deer nailed to crucifix* "Oh wow, they weren't lying"
@angeliav68: Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food..
@Brampersandon_: PREACHER: any prayer requests? 3 DUCKS IN A TRENCHCOAT (from the last pew): do the one about our daily bread