@MondayPajamas: I'm "friends with beneficiaries" years old.
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@backporchlady: Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go.
@WheelTod: So psyched! My 1st granddaughter born today: 6lb11oz! Which is not the name I'd have chosen, but I guess I need to keep up with the times.
@SomthinBoutSara: I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down