@MondayPajamas: I'm "friends with beneficiaries" years old.
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@DirtMcTurd: My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that "Paint" is a stupid name for our cat
@sokangarude: People that say "we're not even white, we're pink" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight.
@laughandrun: A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant