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@LipstickSpice: I'm getting married!

Well, I have a new boyfriend!

Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night!

FINE. Shoe salesman said "Come back soon".

I’m getting married! 

Well, I have a new boyfriend! 

Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! 

FINE. Shoe salesman said “Come back soon”.

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