@IwanWil: I'm getting really good at this parenting thing. I just secretly ate 3 oreos while my kids were in the same room.
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@joerogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
@chaddaniels34: Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind.