@Ideal_Victoria: I’m getting tired of always having to slowly raise my hand every time someone angrily asks, “Who does something like that?!”
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@PaperWash: Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel
@Thee1_4U: Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now.
@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
@Kyle_Lippert: MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.