@Xoolun: I'm getting worried about this Ebola virus.
I mean, I've got Norton but.
@SortaBad: If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room
@AtticusFinch79: [blind date]
HIM: so Paul says that you're a real charmer *smiles*
ME:*whips out three snakes from my bag and a flute* you bet i am
@earthfalcon33: PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm
@JRevard: If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
@shaztaberry: I am going to the Antique Roadshow. Gonna slap my tampon on the table and ask them what period it's from.