@kmdk83: I'm giving up my husband for Lent.
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@InternetHippo: Health care reform is a tough sell politically. How do you campaign against health insurance companies, whom everyone loves
@jwoodham: BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. "Hitler's haircut is literally the worst," she writes. "Also he's mean."
@Adam14: I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this.
@WheelTod: My family's dull. All through his teens my brother had his head buried in a book before dad exhumed it & reattached to the rest of his body.