@sageboggs: I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season
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@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
@BBQJones28: Eye of the Tiger came on the radio so I jumped out my car and shadow boxed till the light turned green.
@TheMomAtLaw: What we really mean when we say parenting gets “easier” is that kids eventually sleep more and get their own snacks.