@SardonicTart: I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.
@jjmick45: GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google "woman stabs" and see how many stories come up.
@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.
@TheBigBatman: Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?