@Midgetspar: I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean.
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@StellaGMaddox: My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend.
@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
@Jandalize: Yes, I have a fitness app. I use it to time how long it takes the pizza delivery guy to get here.
@gogglepossum: [2 monkeys in a bath] Monkey 1: OOOHH OOHH AHH AHHH AHAH!! Monkey 2: If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in