@CheryeDavis: I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment.
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@TuffyNyC: I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!
@WilliamAder: Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
@BlazedDonuts: The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.