@TheCatWhisprer: Goodnight moon Goodnight room Goodnight wifi connected devices Goodnight CIA

@IGotsSmarts: I wondered why everyone said I had "bed hair", until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head.

@envydatropic: I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days

@InsouciantMan: Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats.

@lungfiber: This is the best one I've seen