@Sickayduh: I'm glad the guy who came up with "No means no" didn't do the whole dictionary
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@TheAlexNevil: People who say “Everything happens for a reason” don’t appreciate the irony when I push them down stairs.
@AudreyPorne: spin the bottle, except you have to murder the person it lands on her: this is a baby shower
@CantWaitToNap: Nothing says "I've been going through your shit" like "why do you delete your browser history?"