@KentWGraham: I’m glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we’d constantly be walking into each other.
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@joshgondelman: I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is.
@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
@Brampersandon_: Did you really get a crocodile tattooed around your belly button? -IT'S AN ALLIGATOR KAREN. GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.