@markydoodoo: I'm gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid.
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@kelownagoose: If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy.
@philmann: WITCH (using her broom for just sweeping): did we give up our dreams? WIZARD (using his pointy hat as a piping bag for cupcake icing): yes
@AristotlesNZ: Apparently, "Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about.
@BasicLyes: People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta.