@SamGrittner: I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
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@MisterBombay: Eighteen is too young to get married. You can't even buy alcohol. If you can't drink, how are you going to make your marriage work?
@MartaEffing: Me: They were gone. All of them. Just gone. I've never felt so alone. Therapist: So, after the donuts were gone, then what did you do?
@DvuslyMarvelous: Reached out to my 8th grade girlfriend and made a new pact, if we’re both still married when we are 50, we’re going to push each other off a bridge.
@mrtruthandsoul: Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)