@RhinoUR: I'm Godzilla's gift to women!!!
*walks around toy store
destroying doll houses*
@LackOfShame: YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN.
@_SingleBabyMama: You don't realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee.
@Carbosly: "Just spread them open and shove your face in there."
- How to put on glasses.
@hazelmotes1: Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.
@curlycomedy: Clue is a wonderful game that teaches children about murder.