@SteelFontana: I'm going as "Twitter Elite" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me.
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@TheTweetOfGod: People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after.
@chuuew: WIFE: I need a new book. Something to really get my teeth into ME: You're thinking of a sandwich
@NotJPo: I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings.