@TastyTuneTweets: I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called "Jehovah's Fitness"
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@MoistPork: My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help.
@ThisOneSayz: 6: I'm done. Me: you didn't even touch your food! 6 pokes food w/finger *without breaking eye contact* The Sass is strong with this one
@girl_a_whirl: Daughter: Mom! I'm bringing Carl home to meet you guys this weekend Me: I should warn you, we're going to be nude this weekend Her: What?? Me: Yes, Friday to Sunday with no clothes Her: Why? Me: We want to be naked Her: Why can't you just admit you don't like him Me: So naked