@TastyTuneTweets: I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called "Jehovah's Fitness"
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@GloriaFallon123: To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"
@TravZA: If you're going to a wedding this weekend and you see a random stranger dancing his nut off on the dance floor, I'm sorry, I lost a bet.
@RuthDavidsonMSP: Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany's hockey team.