@inmynewskin: I’m going on an all breadcrumb diet because I’ve never seen a duck with a double chin.
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@withanewname: The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake.
@CodyJP9412: Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use.
@kikdbakbitch: 7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon. Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think.
@causticbob: I was kicked out of a strip club last night for throwing twenty quid at one of the strippers. Ok, I admit it was in pound coins.