@ColoradoCrow: Im going to change my name on Facebook to "Benefits", so that when you add me it will say, "You are now friends with benefits"
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@gentilecoont: Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
@AnkCoupleTO: Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria & Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know
@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.