@SamuelHLowe: I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning.
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@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.
@crazytraci72: "Who am I?" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman.
@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.
@atanya1111: So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves.