@SamuelHLowe: I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning.
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@heidi420x: if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones.
@lawyerthoughts: Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots.
@TweetingDadGuy: Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing.
@mattZillaaaa: *lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down