@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.

@crazytraci72: "Who am I?" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman.

@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.

@atanya1111: So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves.

@weinerdog4life: When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence