@amydillon: I'm going to donate these clothes I don't wear anymore to charity after I drive them around in the trunk of my car for eight months.
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@Elizasoul80: I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like "you can totally take him."
@sixfootcandy: Him: No more coffee for you. Me: "Why? I'm fine," I say while detailing the neighbor's car.
@roxiqt: DOCTOR: "How do you feel about taking medication?" ME: "Uh, fine, I guess... but usually, I just pay for it."