@SoVeryBritish: Neighbour chat:
“Alright?”
“Not bad, thanks, you?”
“Yeah not bad!”
“Haha, see you later!”
Then into the safety of your car, to wonder why you laughed so much for no reason
@Mr_Kapowski: *runs into dental hygienist in store*
Me: How are you?
Her: *starts to respond but I shove my fingers in her mouth*
Me: Not so easy huh
@Dawn_M_: Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want.
@SICKOFWOLVES: SOCIALIZING IS EASY FOR ME BECAUSE I AM NEVER TEMPTED TO FEAST ON MY HUMAN FRIENDS
@primawesome: Coworker who supports Trump: Big weekend plans?
Me: Huge. My weekend plans are so big you won't believe it. No one has bigger weekend plans.
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