@joejwest: I'm going to freeze some of my sperm so that if something goes wrong later in life, I can kill my nemesis with a disgusting icicle.
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@deLusticious: Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
@Notoliviasteel: DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears.
@KeithAshers: Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider.
@JermHimselfish: A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score.