@JimmerThatisAll: I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously.
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@AnotherFunnyGuy: If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.
@dblackattack: It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict.
@panmidwest: ME: I'm not voting for anyone CLINTON: that's a vote for Trump! TRUMP: that's a vote for Clinton! ME: looks like I'm voting twice then
@MatCro: "Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest" - T-Rex singing "Head, shoulders, knees and toes".