@JohnLyonTweets: I'm going to invent an app that tells you where the nearest bar is with no guy on a stool playing acoustic guitar.
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: Instead of butterfly kisses, I give you moth kisses. They're crazy, frantic, all over the place- and quite honestly, you're terrified.
@deskslave1: When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"