@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that
@WordUpBitch: The second I feel pressured to do something, I'm out of there faster than a dog who hears his name and knows it's bath time.
@bridger_w: I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson
@WheelTod: [Stick Insects Anonymous]
Group Leader: "There's no easy way of saying this. But I believe one of you may be a plant."
@DanMentos: [terrorist meeting]
"Let's hit Americans where they gather to shop"
But how will we find these Targets?
"Guys you're not gonna believe this"
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