@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.
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@bidenandobama: Biden: why can't I log into my twitter what's everyone talking about today Obama:
@freezingsheep: If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier. Not sure where all these dents are coming from though.
@aka_fatman: [Scene: Cloud City. Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!