@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.
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@Home_Halfway: "State your name" Ted Cruz "Where are you from?" Texas "Your wife's name" Heidi "Your first zodiac murder" 1968 "Thank you" You're welc-WAIT
@DaveTheAlbino: Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment.