@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.
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@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that
@WordUpBitch: The second I feel pressured to do something, I'm out of there faster than a dog who hears his name and knows it's bath time.
@bridger_w: I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson
@WheelTod: [Stick Insects Anonymous] Group Leader: "There's no easy way of saying this. But I believe one of you may be a plant."