@Geanina_26K: I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Bownuggets: Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet
@SirEviscerate: ME: *catches the bouquet* Yes! I'm next, losers! Haha! SOME RELATIVE: This is a strange funeral reception.
@adult_keverage: Bought a 2nd cell phone to leave on the coffee table as a decoy when I go tweet in the bathroom.