@Geanina_26K: I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it
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@caseytduncan: When I find someone else's grocery list in a shopping cart I use it....see where it takes me.
@Jade_VK: [alarm clock goes off] ok it's happening again it's a day and it's here again *googling* day again why how to unsubscribe days
@SwedishCanary: When birds poop on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just so they know what I'm capable of.
@djdarrellripley: I took my dog to see "Fifty Shades Of Grey" and he loved it. Which surprised me because he hated the book...