@Geanina_26K: I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it
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@ArfMeasures: [after my murder] COP: Can u think why anyone would want to kill him? WIFE: Christ yes *starts Power Point presentation* Make yourself comfy
@briangaar: ELMO WANT BIG HUG!!! ELMO WANT KIDS TO KNOW THAT JET FUEL COULDN'T POSSIBLY MELT STRUCTURAL STEEL
@AngelaEhh: It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.