@alexjmann: I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you.
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@RandomManik: Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called?
@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
@beefman138: I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestlé.