@alexjmann: I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you.
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@teenpuke: do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify
@PinkCamoTO: Me: I got my first TOTD! It's exciting! Him: What's that? M: um, well, it's an imaginary trophy... H: well then I'm imaginary proud of you.
@TuffyNyC: I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!