@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.
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@XplodingUnicorn: [scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me: It's a heavy deodorant.
@CallousBalzac: My spirit animal is this 9 yo, so calm and polite during girl sleepover drama, who just told me "literally, nothing is interesting to me".
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.