@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.
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@mdob11: A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
@_SetTheHook_: Just looked in my 8 yr old son's bedroom and I'm pretty sure it can't be ruled out that the Malaysian jet may be in there somewhere.
@weinerdog4life: Jake from State Farm lives with us now, our house is full of khaki pants, he is making khaki pants for dinner.
@ValeeGrrl: An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm.