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@daemonic3: I'm going to run errands, need anything?

"Yes, some new light bulbs"

Why, our current bulbs are too heavy?

"And a good divorce lawyer"

I’m going to run errands, need anything?

“Yes, some new light bulbs”

Why, our current bulbs are too heavy?

“And a good divorce lawyer”

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