@JerseyRambo: I'm going to sit here and wink at you. It's going to be a very long wink. With both eyes. Please, by all means, go on with your story.
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@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave
@TheAlexP: * wishes on shooting star " the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"
@kumailn: The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web.