@IncrediblyRich: I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*
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@six_2_and_even: He had salt and pepper hair. There was also a hint of oregano. And bay leaves. His entire head was a bottle of Italian seasoning.
@thatUPSdude: Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys