@IncrediblyRich: I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*
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@KimmyMonte: Rejected Pixar Movie Titles: House Float Find My Fish Son Automobile People A Rat Cooked This Ugh, We Gotta Find Another Fish
@DosieDoe: *Do not consume if seal is broken* I’ve just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven’t found one seal.
@hotdogsladies: I say: "No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all." They hear: "I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."