@IncrediblyRich: I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*
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@markydoodoo: Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable.
@0point5twins: I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists… those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work.
@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.
@TalibJim: Guys WhatsApp status be like "at the gym" since 2014.... Brother are you going to fight Brock Lesnar or just trying to get 12 pack??!!!