@Dirty_Naomi: I'm going to start rubbing myself up against people when they've got nice food. If it works for my cat, it'll work for me.
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@BlindChow: *man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*
@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.
@DothTheDoth: As your goth healthcare advisor I urge you to sit by a fire, look out a window briefly, then continue reading about demonology.
@pharmasean: If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you