@Glove_Monkey: Your restraining order says NO
But your lazy eye says.......maybe later.
@Mr_Kapowski: Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" knock knock joke
@Mr_Kapowski: Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket
@chuuew: [Dinner with family of Owls]
ME: Want me to say grace?
DAD OWL: No. We don't do that
M: I thought you were-
D.O: Pls don't
M: birds of pray?
@Lisabug74: You realize a robot is telling you to pick out tree pictures to make sure you're not a robot.
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