@hellominamoo: I'm going to take all of your tweets that make absolutely zero sense and combine them to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers song
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ComeHome4Dinner: *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is.
@Parkerlawyer: Text to Hubs: If it's not too much trouble can you get me a bottle of wine and a fuzzy blanket? Hubs: You're literally sitting next to me.
@TheCatWhisprer: Telling my toddler not to chase the cat around with her nunchucks is easily the coolest thing I've ever said as a dad or a human.