@Try2StopME: I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
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@brianbowman73: I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping.
@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?
@panmidwest: [First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women.