@Michael_Erhart: I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I like to do laundry in stages. For example, right now I’m in denial that I should be doing laundry.
@UniqueDude2: me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name
@Vodkantots: Grilled cheese is just regular cheese that's been forced to account for its whereabouts last night between 9:30 and 11.