@peteholmes: "dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you." - ancient nyc proverb
@UncleBob56: Me: Push!
Grandkids: But, you're heavy.
Me: What did the sign say?
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((
Me: Rules are rules.
@TheTweetOfGod: Agnostics have commitment issues.
@AaronFullerton: Always amazed when I see people slip guns into the back of their pants. How is that comfortable? How do you not get a weapon wedgie?
@BlindChow: "You're attachment is too large," my computer tells me.
I blush. "My eyes are up here," I respond coyly.
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