@peteholmes: "dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you." - ancient nyc proverb

@UncleBob56: Me: Push! Grandkids: But, you're heavy. Me: What did the sign say? Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

@TheTweetOfGod: Agnostics have commitment issues.

@AaronFullerton: Always amazed when I see people slip guns into the back of their pants. How is that comfortable? How do you not get a weapon wedgie?

@BlindChow: "You're attachment is too large," my computer tells me. I blush. "My eyes are up here," I respond coyly.