@Wakenbake77: I'm gonna be so pissed if I die in the middle of an argument I'm about to win.
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@jonnysun: *sees a fly* ahhh *trying to swat fly* nooo *gives up* well if ur gona stay at least pay rent lol FLY: *hands me a tiny check* ME: wat the