@krustythe_klown: I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's
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@JohnLyonTweets: A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder.
@SlabBaconBP: I hate when I accidentally say "I love you" instead of "I'm biologically driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"
@necrosocks: [Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: "What the-"