@krustythe_klown: I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's
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@dankashane20: I want to get a medical bracelet that says, "Shy" so I can I just hold it up during social situations.
@SloanPerry: when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
@LeftBlank___: She shouted "GET SOMETHING TO PUT ON BEE STINGS" I fetched her one of her bras. Now we're not talking. Apparently.
@lilgapeach30: I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off.